How Metrosexual is Your Worship Leader?

Hilarious post at Stuff Christians Like blog…at test to determine how metrosexual your worship leader is. Here are some of my favorites.  Read the entire post here.

1. Has a faux hawk hair style = +1

2. Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1

3. Has Rob Bell, black rimmed glasses = +1

4. They are not prescription, but just for effect = +2

7. Owns Puma, Vans or Diesel sneakers = +2 per each pair

10. Wears Wrangler or Rustler jeans on stage = -3

15. Brings a French Press on stage and makes his own coffee during service = +5

19. Owns a white belt = +2

23. You think he covered a My Chemical Romance song last week = +3

25. Uses the words, “postmodern, relevant” or “emergent” nonstop = +2

29. Named his kid after a color or a number = +2

33. Looks as if he might exfoliate = +2

37. Has a visible tattoo = +4

44. Owns every Nooma video = +2

50. Twitters you from his iPhone = +2

55. Shops at Urban Outfitters = +2

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